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Innovation like this looks so simple from the outside. Like Patrick Rhone said recently, you sit there and ask yourself, “Why did I not think of that”
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“Could also be used as a weapon.”
brings new meaning to “keyring”](http://18.media.tumblr.com/MpWdIAW43ppdsiwrAsvRgvXuo1_400.jpg)
Innovation like this looks so simple from the outside. Like Patrick Rhone said recently, you sit there and ask yourself, “Why did I not think of that”
[ via Blankenship ]
“Could also be used as a weapon.”
brings new meaning to “keyring”
BET Awards celebrate Michael Jackson - CNN.com
Like a well worn but still-sparkling glove, BET slid easily into Michael Jackson mode Sunday as the network’s annual awards show began.
Ok. Wait. Let me get a pencil and a nice Xanax.
- This glove sparkles. Still sparkles. Despite being “well-worn.” I’m struggling to reconcile that. But, no matter.
- The inexplicable glove simile is used to modify BET, right? Read the sentence again. Ok, why not? BET is a glove. That still-sparkles. And is well-worn. Sure. Moving on.
- So, what is it that’s sliding into this glove? Aha! Exactly! Nothing. It is the glove that is sliding into something else. Got it? BET is a glove. That still-sparkles. And is well-worn. And is—contrary to a more traditional application of the metaphor—sliding into something else. But, what will this glove slide into, you ask?
- A “mode.” The glove is sliding into a “mode.” While still-sparkling.
- The “mode” is “Michael Jackson mode.” And now it has a glove in it.
Later, awards will be distributed.
I like the Google suggestion box meme.
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